Selamat Hari Raya to all UIC members and especially to my Teeka..May you all have a happy and joyous eid celebration..



-Usher-



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First Half Analysis



Second Half Analysis




-Usher-

ps: spatutnya Torres 3 gol bh tu..lui2 bh refnya



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~AmeR37~


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Liverpool were held at home by newly promoted Stoke but their point was still enough to send them back to the top of the Premier League table.

Steven Gerrard had the ball in the back of the net after 76 seconds from a free-kick - only for the goal to be controversially ruled out for offside.

Stoke continued to frustrate the home side as Thomas Sorensen saved Robbie Keane’s 51st-minute strike.

And Andy Griffin’s late goal-line clearance ensured the match was drawn.

Seorang wanita cantik dan seksi terjatuh dari tingkat 80 sebuah bangunan. Sampai jer di tingkat 70, seorang lelaki Inggeris berjaya menyambutnya.

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya...

Lelaki Inggeris : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi...

Wanita : Bagaimana?

Lelaki Inggeris : Tidur dengan aku....

Wanita : Tak guna, kau ingat aku pelacur?! Tidak!!

Lelaki Inggeris : Baiklah kalau begitu...

Lelaki Inggeris itu melepaskan semula wanita itu.

Di tingkat 50, seorg lelaki Perancis berjaya menyambut wanita itu.

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya...

Lelaki Perancis : Sama2, tapi anda harus membalas budi...

Wanita : Bagaimana?

Lelaki Perancis : Tidur dengan aku...

Wanita : Tak guna!! Aku tak mahu!

Lelaki Perancis : Kalau begitu, tak guna aku selamatkan kamu...

Lelaki Perancis itu melepaskan semula wanita itu.

Dari tingkat 50,40.. dan 30,tidak ada sesiapa pun yangdapat menangkap wanita itu. Wanita itu mula ketakutan dan berharap,jika ada orang yang menyelamatkannya, dia tidak lagi kisah jika terpaksa tidur dengan orang tersebut.

Akhirnya di tingkat 20, seorang lelaki Arab berjayamenyambut wanita itu.Belum sempat lelaki Arab itu bersuara, wanita itu terlebih dahulu berkata-kata...

Wanita : Terima kasih, anda telah menolong saya.. Sebagai membalas jasa, saya akan tidur dengan anda.

Lelaki Arab : Astaghfirullah..(lalu melepaskan semula wanita itu kerana terkejut..)

~AmeR37~

Yesterday, 19th September, UIC sungkai arah rumah Muhd Nurehsan.

Click image above for more pictures

This is interesting...but TRUE Believe it or not. Woman has Man in it; Mrs has Mr in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman. Why?!! BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now. I never looked at it this way before:

1. MENtal illness
   
2. MENstrual cramps
3. MENtal breakdown
4. MENopause
5. GUY necologist
6. AND ... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
   

~AmeR37~

ps: zan edit kn , thank you ;D

pps: if kau malas,. srh bini sja..hahaa ^^,

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This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. *well im not,hahaa =Pp*
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson .
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

~AmeR37~



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Subject: Satu Pesanan Buat Semua Umat Islam
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 10:43:30 -0700 (PDT)

Assalamualaikum,
INGATLAH APABILA ANDA MENERIMA WASIAT INI, JANGANLAH
DIBIARKAN ATAU DIABAIKAN DAN NIAT ANDA MENGEDARKAN.
WASIAT INI ADALAH KERANA ALLAH, DAN BUKANYA TAKUT
TERHADAP BENCANA YANG AKAN MENIMPA.
WASIAT UNTUK UMAT ISLAM DI SELURUH DUNIA.
Daripada Sheikh Ahmad - Madinah, Saudi Arabia, pada
sauatu malam ketika hamba membaca Al-Quran di makam
Rasullullah s.a.w. selepas hamba membaca lalu
tertidur. dalam tidur, hamba bermimpi Rasullullah
s.a.w. mendatangi hamba lalu bersabda:-
dalam 60,000 orang yang meninggal dunia di zaman ini,
tak seorang pun matinya dalam keadaan yang beriman.
1. Isteri tiada mendengar kata-kata suami,
2. Orang kaya tidak lagi bertimbangrasa kepada orang
miskin.
3. Ramai yang tidak berzakat dan tidak lagi berbuat
kebajikan.
Sampaikan kepada orang-orang Islam ini, supaya membuat
kebajikan kerana hari penghabisan akan tiba di mana:-
1. semua bintang akan terbit dari langit, sesudah itu
pintu langit akan tertutup.
2.tulisan dalam Al-Quran akan hilang.
3.Matahari akan turun di atas kepala.
Pesan Hamba :-
1. berselawatlah untuk junjungan kita Nabi Muhammad
s.a.w
2. bertaubatlah dengan segera sementara pintu taubat
masih terbuka.
4. janganlah derhaka kepada ibu-bapa.
Untuk peringatan !!
1. seorang saudara bombay telah menerima wasiat ini
dan beliau telah mencetak 20 salinan dan mengirimkan
kepada orang lain. Ia kemudia dianugerahi Allah
dengan mendapat keuntungan besar dalam perniagaannya.
2. seorang hamba Allah telah menerima wasiat serupa
tetapi tidak mengindahkannya dan menggangap wasiat ini
adalah palsu, maka selang beberapa lama anaknya
meninggal dunia.

Masha`Allah...

~AmeR37~



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don't think just because i'm old my precious 'guy' down there won't work yaa

i can't stand it!

they're so mind-numbing!

the lovely sea i mean ;D

Saudi council of Muftis have given an unanimous Fatwa that ring tones on QURAAN AYAAT are HARAM because the AYAAT are NOT COMPLETE when we pick the phone & meanings of AYAAT changes when they are not complete. QURAN is for Hidayat and not for ring tones, Please inform others KINDLY PASS THIS MESSAGE TO OTHER MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS AS WELL =)

-BE ADVISED-

Don't say 'Mosque', Always say ' Masjid' Because Islam organization has found thats mosque = Mosquitoes

Don't write ' Mecca ', Write always correctly ' Makkah' Because Mecca = house of Wines

Don't write ' Mohd', Always write completely as ' Muhammad' Because Mohd = the Dog with big mouth.

~AmeR37~

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-Usher-

ps: last season's team
pss: click the image to enlarge..



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-Usher-

ps: lawa teek ur sketch ah..



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1) Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?
2) Which ones are male twins?
3) Which ones are female twins?
4) How many women are there in the group?
5) Which one is the teacher?



-Usher-

ps: nda kmu tejwb ne..haha..



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CEON a.k.a c`Mus with his first stunning success

SAINT`ONE a.k.a Hji`Ahmad with his striking masterpiece

COTE a.k.a c`Najib's priceless work of art (sorry abg Najib b`tapuk msa`ne) not to let u feel frustrated nah i present u with *drumm rolls*

>i.a's Ajib< ;D

UIC semua dijemput datang sungkai di rumah Md Nurehsan.

Hari: Jumaat 19.9.08
Masa: 3.06 - 8.00
Alamat: No1. Simpang 108 Jalan 82 RPN Kampung Rimba. Gadong.(dekat ngan Giant)


-Usher-

ps: sori san nda ku tau pa kn d post g..haha..
pps: Mir ko lagi post sumthing eh

Dis is not to non UIC members...haha

Afaqx56 aka Asapisikated meng-invite all UIC members SUNGKAI arh rumah nya..

Date: Thursday September 18th
Time: Anytime on dat day..
Address: No.48 Simpang 612, Kampung Sungai Hanching, Jalan Muara
Other information: Rumah warna pink atas bukit dapan sekolah sharif ali


-Usher-

ps: sapa kn tdur sana tarus..d persilakan..n n..esuknya cafiq mbwa kermh c ehsan tarus..
pps: Bto ia sapa dpt dtg..asap..wawawa..
ppps: sapa nda dtg SAKIT KANG!!

Our group has presented our very own Circuit Training. It was based on a training closely related to Basketball.

Me, Riza, Zureen & Fatin.

The stations were 6 in total with a duration of 1 minutes per station and another minute per rest interval. Here are some of the few stations:

-Usher-

Welcome to Paint The Town Blue.


-Usher-

ps: Will be updating soon..sabar..SAKIT KANG!!